Jun
9th
Wed
9th
American Drink: Rules for My Born Son. And You.
1) Be polite and smile your brains out, but let the bartender flirt first. Always provide a number, never ask for one.
2) Decide what you will order on the drive to the bar. Eye contact is key, never wave money to get attention.
3) Vodka and Coke? That better be a joke.
4) If a song is longer…
Everyone should memorize #6.