Nov
17th
Tue
17th
Why you should leave your lawn alone in winter.
After reading some Facebook posts discussing whether you should treat the lawn or just let the leaves blanket it for the winter, I wrote this:
The whole point of winter is to get a break from yard work, right? If God, in his wisdom, had intended for us to worry with our lawns all year, he would have placed us in FL instead of TN. If you are living in FL, be aware that God hates you. Further proof is the fact that you are on Eastern time, which God also hates. Go…light a candle. Give thanks you aren’t a God forsaken Floridian. And leave the lawn alone.